I am you are really busy at this time of year but please don’t forget about the gifts I ordered from Amazon and Toys R Us you, which will represent the BIG Santa gifts for our children. Ironically, the BIG Santa gifts have yet to arrive be put on the sleigh. I am absolutely sure that FED-EX you have it under control but I just wanted to send out a friendly reminder. Please forgive me for being cheap and not upgrading the shipping sending this last-minute reminder. I would appreciate any help that you, or your elves, could provide in lighting a fire under the shipping process getting those gifts on the sleigh.
Thanks again and Merry Christmas too ALL of you
working in shipping/receiving/delivery at the North Pole!
Many Blessings Momma
Mrs. Santa – TooTallFritz