Dear Santa,
I realize I am you are really busy at this time of year but please don’t forget about the gifts I ordered from Amazon and Toys R Us you, which will represent the BIG Santa gifts for our children. Ironically, the BIG Santa gifts have yet to arrive be put on the sleigh. I am absolutely sure that FED-EX you have it under control but I just wanted to send out a friendly reminder. Please forgive me for being cheap and not upgrading the shipping sending this last-minute reminder. I would appreciate any help that you, or your elves, could provide in lighting a fire under the shipping process getting those gifts on the sleigh. 
Thanks again and Merry Christmas too ALL of you working in shipping/receiving/delivery at the North Pole!
Many Blessings Momma Mrs. Santa – TooTallFritz
TooTallFritz 
TTF…hopefully your appeal (or reminder) for on-time delivery will not fall on deaf elf ears. I am sure Mr. Michael will be on-top-of-the-world morning of December 25th! Enjoy it and hopeful.y…Santa brings ya something special….like running apparel…? Or that jewelry you posted bout while back? Peace on Earth….Good Healthy Running to All….!
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